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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

nateconnolly

A Timeline of Humanity:

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do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? or if their limbs were just slightly too long? or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It

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stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

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yknow what? not my point at all in any way whatsoever, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration

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Any non-American's ever hear about Buc-ee's?

The gas station that's as big as a football stadium, Buc-ee's?

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The Wall of Jerky Buc-ee's?

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The wall of candy Buc-ee's?

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Renowned on America's highways for their billboards, Buc-ee's?

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Renowned on America's highways for their bathrooms, Buc-ee's?

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Would you like to join a cult, Buc-ee's?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN A CULT, BUC-EE'S?

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W̵̯̝̦̊̈́O̷͚̙̥̖͠U̶̢̗̽̈́͛̈́̄͜͜L̴̤̰̻͕̹͚̀͌̎̃̔Ḑ̴̭̙̞̑͗̈͗͠͠ ̶̨̤͉̿̈́́̍Y̸̩͈͒̈́̀̆̍Ǫ̷̘̪̋̄ͅU̸̗͔͕̅ ̷̪̘͋͑̈́̓͝Ḷ̵̨̦̜́̄͜͜I̴͔̒̕K̵͓͗̒E̶̢̮̊͂ ̶̝͐̑̇T̸̨̟̣̖̗̿̃ͅO̶̻̻̖̮͙̍̓̈͋͛͜ ̴̛̬͓́͆̅͘Ĵ̷̥͉͔̬̮̊͊Ŏ̷̧̯̬͚̖̃͜Ḭ̴̩̲̄̾̈́͆͑N̴̫̒̃̌̅ ̶̢͔̈́̃̄͌̀̕A̶͚̋̏̀ ̶͔̯̽͝ͅC̸͓̉̆͝Ū̵͇͂́̂͝L̸̪̲̳͗ͅT̷̯͙̠͇͙̖͗,̴̦̰͖̆͑͝ ̸̥̳̯̜̭̹̌͒͒̓̈́̾B̶̡̰͍̝̞̈́͗̄̍̾͘Ű̶͕̳͚̽̍̊͘͠C̷̡͍̣͂-̵̟̩̭̔É̸̻̫Ę̴͎͚̬̘̭́'̵̧̈́̑̽̀Ṣ̷̊͆͒̔̒̈́?̶͎͆?̴̛̭̖̰̬̐̔͗͘͠

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ALL HAIL, BUC-EE'S!!!

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✨Round 3: Match 14✨

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The Amazing Devil (Real Life) vs Jack Black (Real Life)

The Amazing Devil

Jack Black

(See Results)

The Amazing Devil Propaganda:

  • VOTE THE AMAZING DEVIL !!!! BOTH MEMBERS OF THE BAND ARE FUCKING AMAZING THEIR MUSIC MAKES ME FEEL SHRIMP EMOTIONS AND I SHOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO PROPAGANDA JUST GO LISTEN TO TWO OF THEIR SONGS !!!!!!!! WOMEN HOWLING AND MEN GROWLING WHAT MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID
  • More propaganda

Jack Black Propaganda:

  • he's Jack black